how 2 be straight- a guide by harry styles
- constantly make penis jokes, phallic humor is super hetero
- dont flinch when your bandmate tries to shove a mic up your ass
- kiss men on the mouth
- take ‘girlfriend’ to gay bar
"Louis’ ‘Always in my heart’ tweet is the 2nd most retweeted tweet in history next to Obama."
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